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Written By
The Pizzacat
Expert on everything

Cat Named Pizza

The Internet's Sweetheart

GOOOOOTTTT DAMMMNNNN
DAT CAT THICCCCCC

That's what your momma say when she see Pizza. The internet's sweetheart.
ESKETIT I was lucky enough to spend the day with superstar, Pizza Cat La French. I will never forget the things i saw.

Pizza had arranged a flight for me to come to California for the interview. I touched down in California at exactly 4:20 PM (I dont know how Pizza pulled that off) but it was pretty funny. When my baggage arrived there was a Tesla waiting outside with a chrome paint job and led lights embedded all over.
Oh, cool that's my ride. :|
I get in the car and there is a small Asian man on a booster seat and really thick glasses driving.
Oh, cool.
After the death defying road rash race, I arrived at the hotel where we would conduct the interview.
No Tip
IDGAF
Peace Bitch

I go up to room 420 to meet Pizza. When the door opens I smell Snoop Dog but see a wee little kitty. Pizza had a presence. You could see why she was so popular on the internet. This was the aura of a superstar. I have met Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, even Michael Bolton, but they are absolutely shit compared to pizza.
ABSOLUTE SHIT!

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She was sitting back real smooth like a player. You could tell she had that loud. You could see everything you want to be in life in the eyes of this beautiful kitty.
Pizza looks at me with a stare that could pause the moon. Pause the fucking moon broke boy.
She opens her mouth.
Meow
Holy shit
I feel like I just did a pretty big favor of some kind for Jesus herself and Jesus is super stoked about it.

Pizza took me around and showed me a bunch of stuff I can't mention.

PICS OF PIZZA

Pizza cat cake
Pizza Cat Pizza Cake
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Vogue
Boop
Boopin Booth
Wavy
Wavy
Pizza Outside
Cash Me Ousside
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Chubby Paws

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