I'm Going to teach you how to make the ultimate fat boi pizza. I don't give a fuck if u think something about it.
Creating an artisan fat boi pizza is much easier than you think. Personally I pick indgredients that I like because they taste delicious but you can pick stuff that tastes like shit if u prefer.
Let's get started.
If you have jar sauce already, just skip to the next step. To make some homemade sauce Follow these steps.
1.put tomatoes in a medium sauce pan.
2.Add a teaspoon of olive oil and a 1/2 cup of water and bring to a simmer.
3.Add Garlic, Pepper, salt and stir in.
4.Let cook for 20 minutes while stirring.
5.Bring to a low medium simmer.
1. Put flour down onto a cutting board or flat surface. roll out dough with a flour covered rolling pin. Place on pizza pan.
1.Cut up your toppings, veggies and meats (make sure the meat is fully cooked before adding it to the pizza).
3.Cover the dough with sauce.
4.Cover The sauce with cheese.
5.Place toppinh on the pizza in a way that makes u happy. :)
For extra fatboy style we suggest the following extras
1.Bacon
2.Taco meat
3.Extra Layer of cheese
4.French Fries
5.Crumbled Funions
1.Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
2.Put that shit in the oven for 20-30 mins.
3.Check on that shit periodically.
4.Take that shit out the oven.
5.Let that shit sit and cool down.
1.We eatin.